The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos guy looks at the pizza hut guy and proceeds to sing Why Can’t We Be Friends? while the pizza hut guy just glares at him
i wish my parents pushed me into becoming a teen pop sensation so i could be partying with Rihanna instead of worrying about my grades
just chillin with the girlies :))
u should eat those theyre getting brown
how dare you. “they” are my friends. i don’t care what colour they are. brown, yellow, green.. who cares? i don’t judge a book by its cover. they are the sweetest girls i know. they’re tough skinned on the outside but they’re all just big softies on the inside. and um, cannibalism is illegal. this is 2013.
he sees you when youre sleeping
he knows you have a blog
ABORT ABORT ABORT